Gambling Only Pays When You’re Winning.
And you can’t lose with this hand. Celebrating Jeff’ Dunham’s Vegas show, this black tee, featuring the oddest face card straight ever dealt, beats anything anyone can lay down. Don’t bother trying to explain this hand of idiots, just shout: “It’s Vegas, Baby!” scoop up your loot and vamoose!
(And you thought only bridge had dummy hands.)